Aesop Rock

one night me and camu made a whole album on garage band called "couch boys". we made all the tracks on the spot (sitting on a couch) and freestyled everything, making the rule "you must keep your first take" which made the outcome even more horrifying. essentially just a night of uber-nonsense from some pals. i uploaded the track "couch boys" from this session. the quality is poor, but it is what… (read more)

I have no aim on this one...and I kinda hope my young nieces and nephews don't read this cause, well, the last thing they need to read about is their gross uncle's porno habits. Fuck it, too late now... Like most guys, I'm down with porn - it serves it's purpose for sure. I like to think I have enough perspective to watch it without losing my mind and become one of those weird porn fiend guys who… (read more)

Lemme start here: Fuck mini-me - Yup, it's come to this...shitting on Mini-me, possibly the world's easiest target given the amount of things you could make fun of him for. He's as tall as a cat standing on its hind legs, he made a porn featuring his unsurprisingly thumb like dork, he looks like the worlds tiniest burn victim, and, most importantly, his career is in the shitter beyond the point of… (read more)