illicitizen blog: C'mon you sons-of-Charlotte, Do you want to live forever?

Things you could miss tonight if you went out to see illicitizen @ the Keg-n-Cue:

That guy in that sit-com is going to say that catch-phrase. His wife/girlfriend/daughter will show him up to be a buffoon. Albeit a lovable one.
The local sporting thing will have a dramatic win or loss choreographed around the prime commercial spot.
That local and or national politician will say something any 4th grader could have phrased better.
Weather. It's freakin' on all the time. Doing stuff.
There will be unrest in the middle east.
Somebody will win or lose America's top model/comic/poptart/proctologist show. There will be TEARS!
Your mom's belly fat and teeth whitening secrets will continue to plague the internet.
Oh look, the Olympics. I thought the Superbowl was over.
Dude, get out of the house. That's where the calls are coming from.