nineplanfailed

I know its cold, and dark, and you'd rather be tucked up indoors with your nearest and dearest tonight...but consider those less fortunate;

The people that make up LAURA'S DIARY, CUT RIBBONS and nineplanfailed have to venture out in the arctic conditions to THE COYOTE BAR, Swansea tonight (December 8th) to play a show.

Spare a thought for them as they dance and prance about, like the egocentric fops that they are, expressing their 'artistic' ambitions and playing songs about how hard life is, or how sad it is being lonely.

Especially spare a thought for the mis-shapen freaks that make up nineplanfailed. Three sociophobes from the wrong side of the tracks that never knew any affection apart from the back of their alcoholic father's hand, with faces that only a mother could love (if their mother was dead from the neck up).

They've especially had a hard year, what with the court case and all (still ongoing), and this could well be their final gig (on account of at least one of the band suffering from a particularly aggressive STD).

I have it on good authority that they're feeling particularly under-rehearsed for tonight's gig, so come along and laugh and point at them as they make mistake after bloody mistake.

Remember, a band called nineplanfailed is for life, not just for xmas.

Dim