One-Eyed Doll

***ONLY 100 PRINTED!!! SUPER RARE!!!***

I shall autograph each of these super sick shirts to order in your preferred color of permanent puffy paint!!! Let me know in the order comment thing if you'd like yours personalized!

Why screen printed, you ask?? And why only sizes S-L???

STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!

There we were in Philly, on our Spring 2010 Tour - totally sold out of sizes S-L shirts!! What's a girl to do on tour without shirts??? What were we going to sell? What were we going to WEAR? I was just about to end it all and jump off of a bridge in a fit of hysteria, when I realized....

We were in J DUB TOWN, SUCKAS!

That's right! Genius graphic designer and screen printing legend John Warner [sacred holy father of J Dub All Stars] lives in PHILLY!!!! We hunted him down like the animal that he is and got him to make 100 of these SIIIICK One-Eyed Doll shirts in sizes S-L!!!

I shall personally paint and shake each of these shirts, ridding them of evil, soulless scorpions before packaging. That's because I love you.

Love and Puffy Paint,
kimberly