True Margrit

"Primitive" by Andrew
Me Tarzan you Jane
Me write good haiku, yes? No.
Thank you Jane. Thank you.

"Prime Rib 7.99" by Gary
Let's lunch in Laughlin
All you can eat buffet beef
Just like in our song

"After Eating All You Can Eat"
Generating fumes
Delay climbing in the truck
It's still in my pants

"Arizona Hosts"
Tucson is farther
Than anybody expects
Claire is so patient