Volcano Diving Inc

Molded from the secretions of humiliation and cemented by the ashes of repugnance and non-repentance, Volcano Diving Inc is a quintet of jackasses spreading their malady throughout the crevices of society as they lumber inebriatedly from one idyllic town to another.

Kindled by Matthew Nesheim, Eric Anderson, and Ian McCann, as a clatter of nonsensical riffs, the group commenced their crusade to infect the ears of the Twin Cities inhabitance. From one podium to another, the trio contaminated onlookers who foolishly stood before them. As the campaign sustained, a caroling Brad Grimm meanderingly floated before them, lute in hand, strumming and serenading verses of uncultured fables.

With triumphant pleasure for this happenstance, Matthew, Eric, and Ian requested that Brad join their great quest. Many a beer later, Brad mounted the expedition and trudged along providing a bellowing voice to aid in the ruination of virgin ears. For years, the band sauntered the local taverns, luring prospective cohorts with extravagant tales of electrifying wrestling matches between bears over grails of honey, shadowy figures surfing the great lava flows of the hidden world, and the glorious misadventures that leave warriors howling and crumbling from the burn that pain them as they urinate.

As the quartet forged on, a believer of the cause approached Brad with the yearning to join repugnant beings and their deviance. With the strum of a chord, the band was lustrous in amazement and welcomed Spencer Houchins without another breath. Now complete, with Matthew and Spencer wailing hooks on their guitars, Ian rumbling the earth to the core on the bass, Eric thundering and crashing his rhythms behind the drums, and Brad roaring voice and enchanting words, the band has set their sights toward the next chapter in their crusade, the complete defilement of the worlds and its innocence.

Brad Grimm - Vocals
Matthew Nesheim - Guitars
Spence Houchins - Guitars
Ian McCann - Bass
Eric Anderson - Drums